philosophy

I get a kick out of making two-bit math jokes.
It's a subset of humor that only a small percentage of people will appreciate.

Fractal School

Did you hear about the guy who dropped out of fractal school? He had no boundaries. I knew something was wrong with him because his story just didn't add up. He left too many unknowns and it was clear he was being hyperbolic. He thought us math dudes were all too square and he wanted to differentiate himself. The mystery of what he was really up to is still unsolved. I postulate he had a taste for drinking and deriving because last time I got in the car with him, he couldn't stay between the lines. After that I decided to distance myself. He didn't seem to factor in the consequences or understand the magnitude of his decisions. I didn't want to end up inverted like him.

The moral of the story?
Don't drop out of fractal school!

A Quantitative Approach to Self-Help

Us math geeks are a bit ahead of the curve. We're not your average Joes. The other side of the story is that we are not as odd as it seems. At certain intervals we can be just as chaotic as the aggregate. Perhaps if we changed the initial conditions, we'd be better circumscribed. I can only infer this to be the case. We have no way of testing this hypothesis in our own lives. Unfortunately some are born as the halves and some as the half nots.

We can apply a new calculus to our lives and learn to live more optimally. We can't change the initial conditions but there are certain variables we can control in the present. We wind up in an infinite loop sometimes but by using a different logic than in the past we can reach escape velocity. Sometimes we have to use brute force to find the answer. Just stick to your objective, don't get lost on a tangent, keep the momentum up every day, and change your own trajectory in life. It's as easy as 1, 2, 3 if only we stop compounding our own problems and start supplementing the positive outcomes.

I can't count the times I've wished for a greater degree of freedom in my life. The continuous effort will pay off in large sums. Eventually we start to converge to the desired result. I guess this is the quantitative approach to self-help. It's a numbers game. Roll the dice enough times and eventually you will get straight 6's. There's no magic formula, only consistency and rigor and don't underestimate your own greatness.

And most importantly, it's not a zero sum game, so it will eventually work out for us in the long run!